Ditz Witz

Sedona and Confusing Fortune Cookies

So.. uh, the title pretty much explains it ...
Today, my family (aunt, nana, papa, and their dog) dragged me down to sedona. Surprisingly, it was loads of fun! It was funny to watch A.J. (the dog who we suspect is part pony because of his size) try and go into the creek. He didn't know he was stading on the end of a rock in the water, and if he moved a step, he'd fall right off into the dropoff. I suppose you get the picture .

We decided to get Chinese Food for dinner on the way back, and knowing me, I always get the confusing fortunes. Here it is so you can laugh at my bad luck and comprehension:

If you know what this means, please tell me, because I don't... 0.o